march thirty to april five

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Listen hear for Johnnie's update:




Sponsor for the week of March 30-April 5: US Buttocks, maker of the worlds finest butts since 1834.

* Yesterday's Pickle, Pate, Roger the Hatless Cowboy, One-fingered Glove along with Johnnie Onion's himself continue to entertain the Bruce's College community.

* Roger Smith, CEO of PStream Inc, provided a straight-to-the-point review of his lastest book "Think Inside the Box - why creativity in your workplace is unwanted".

* Get your tickets for the upcoming performance of "Flamenco con Queso", flamenco for a different taste.

* Make your plans to hear self-help guru Marf Glibborn in his upcoming lecture on his book "The Seven Rabbits of Highly Effective People".

March twenty-three to twenty-nine

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Listen now to Johnnies update:



* This week’s sponsor: Highway to Smells perfumery, featuring Spring Cleaning, the ammonia-free scents that will clear your nostrils just in time for spring!

* Hear the controversy around the Horney Old Goat stealing the band “One-Fingered Glove” from Russ-n-Dennis Microbrews, and how R-n-D responded.

* Make your plans to attend the lecture from Roger Smith, CEO of PStream Inc, “Think inside the box - why creativity in your workplace is unwanted”

* Extra! Extra! Bruce’s College has booked the neuvo-con dance troupe “Flamenco con Queso”.

March sixteen through twenty-three

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Highlights for the week of March16-23.

* Roger the Hatless Cowboy appears in the Shins-n-Grits Saloon.

• Jump to the Bruce's College Off Campus Music Scene to hear cuts from Roger's classics "No one names their kid El Paso" and "Hat Searching for a Head"

* Find out what happened at Johnnie's girl Doris' birthday party

* Catch with goings-on at other music venues around town

March nine through fifteen

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Week of 3/9-3/15, 2008:

• New bands at Crams and R-n-D’s Microbrews
• JO celebrates girlfriend Dorie’s birthday Weds night in “The Basement“
• Read review of campus lecturer Dr. Pete “Petey” Dunkin, as he discusses his controversial book “The All Donut Diet“.