Second Part of May 2008

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Bruce's College Politics

> Sign on with your favorite prez candidate; here's where their supporters meet.

* John McCain's Troop - meet at the old Armory, 5:30-6:15AM every MWF. This weeks discussion: "He ain't old, he's my brother".

* Barrack Obama's Friends - meet at Shansay's latte's and cappucino's, every Weds evening. This weeks discussion "He won, didn't he?"

* Hillary Clinton's Workforce - meet at the Student Union every Fri at 4:30 - 7:00PM. "Hey, we're still kicking"

* Ralph Nadar's Hopefuls - meet in the abandoned building off Main St. Weds at 5:30 PM for ~ 15 min. This weeks discussion "Why don't these criminal corporations ever invite Ralph out to lunch?"

Music scene:

> The easy head-banging sounds of The Rubber Mallets at Cram's, The Fudds at Shins-n-Grits, Pate at the Horny Ol' Goat, and The Search Engineers at Russ and Dennis' Microbrews.

> Johnnie Onions continues his unprecedented run in the Basement on the lowest level of the Bruce's College Student Union.

Other campus events:

> New Guest Lecturer Marge Fallow reviews discusses he ground breaking work "Awaken Your Inner Snail". Learn how to take things slow and duck in a shell when trouble approaches.

> Catch Grumble Pants, the indie film hit about a radical college professor fallen on hard times, left with little more than memories and a digestive disorder.