This Week at Bruce's College with Johnnie Onions

Late June 2008

2008-06-17T18:32:00.004-06:00

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Live Music Scene
* Crams hosts BC fav's"The One-fingered Gloves"Tues-Sun
* Shins-n-Grits entertains the creative mix of jazz-country fusion of "The Chillbillies" Tues - Sun
* Horney Ol' Goat once again hosts French band "Pate" wwith it's covers of great hits of Meatloaf.
* Russ & Dennis' Microbrew's for some ungodly reason brings back "Arm-pit-ageddon", the heavymetal destroyers of sound and smell.
*Johnnie Onions continues in the Basement on the lowest level of the Student Union, W-S.

Other campus events
*This month will have a pair of guest lecturers, Jimmy and Jenny Mealworm, oft referred to as the Bonnie and Clyde of today's biz world, will review their book "Cheif Executive Officer for Morons".
*This month at the Audtiorium, BC is proud to announce Cirque Des Mechants Clowns Francais "Circus of the Evil French clowns" the last week of June. All arewelcome to come by and enjoy - if you dare!!!

And now for the political update:
>Friends of Obama - meet at Shansay's latte's and cappucino's, Weds evening. This weeks discussion "Holy Sh*t, we did it!"
>Hillary's Homies- LAST meeting at the Student Union Fri 4:30 - 7:00PM This weeks discussion "Shhh***********ttttt!"
>Mcain's Army - meet at the old armory, 5:30-6:15AM MWF. This weeks discussion "Shucks, now we can finally get somenews coverage"
>Ralph Nadar's Dreamers - squatting in empty building of main street, this Weds 5:30PM for ~ 15 min.This weeks Discussion - "Hey you sh*ts, Ralph is still here!

First Part of June 2008

2008-06-03T10:14:00.004-06:00

First Part of June 2008
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Live Music Scene
* Crams hosts the international sounds of "The Jolly Germans"Tues-Sun
* Shins-n-Grits hosts the creative mix of jazz-country fusion of "The Chillbillies" Tues - Sun
* Horney Ol' Goat once again hosts French band Pate wwith it's covers of great hits of Meatloaf.
* Russ & Dennis' Microbrew's hosts Arm-pit-ageddon, the heavymetal destroyers of sound and smell.
*Johnnie Onions continues in the Basement on the lowest level of the Student Union, W-S.

In other campus events
* Read Strange Bru's review of last month's guest lecturer self-help guru Marge Fallow and her thought provoking review of her book "Awaken your Inner Snail".
* This month will have a pair of guest lecturers, Jimmy and Jenny Mealworm, oft referred to as the Bonnie and Clyde of today's biz world, will review their book "Cheif Executive Officer for Morons".
* Over at the Bruce's College Auditorium the indie film hit "Grumble Pants" finished its run - you can catch it on BC closed circuit tv.
* this month at the Audtiorium, BC is proud to announce Cirque Des Mechants Clowns Francais "Circus of the Evil French clown" the last week of June. All arewelcome to come by and enjoy - if you dare!!!

And now for the political update:
>Friends of Obama - meet at Shansay's latte's and cappucino's, Weds evening. This weeks discussion "Ich bin ein Hillbilly!"
>Hillary's Homies- meet at the Student Union Fri 4:30 - 7:00PM This weeks discussion "From the outhouse to the white house! We areProud to represent america's white trash!"
>Mcain's Army - meet at the old armory, 5:30-6:15AM MWF. This weeks discussion "Hillibillies make great soldiers"
>Ralph Nadar's Dreamers - squatting in empty building of main street, this Weds 5:30PM for ~ 15 min.This weeks Discussion - "Ralph loves the little people too!"

Second Part of May 2008

2008-05-18T08:59:00.004-06:00

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Bruce's College Politics

> Sign on with your favorite prez candidate; here's where their supporters meet.

* John McCain's Troop - meet at the old Armory, 5:30-6:15AM every MWF. This weeks discussion: "He ain't old, he's my brother".

* Barrack Obama's Friends - meet at Shansay's latte's and cappucino's, every Weds evening. This weeks discussion "He won, didn't he?"

* Hillary Clinton's Workforce - meet at the Student Union every Fri at 4:30 - 7:00PM. "Hey, we're still kicking"

* Ralph Nadar's Hopefuls - meet in the abandoned building off Main St. Weds at 5:30 PM for ~ 15 min. This weeks discussion "Why don't these criminal corporations ever invite Ralph out to lunch?"

Music scene:

> The easy head-banging sounds of The Rubber Mallets at Cram's, The Fudds at Shins-n-Grits, Pate at the Horny Ol' Goat, and The Search Engineers at Russ and Dennis' Microbrews.

> Johnnie Onions continues his unprecedented run in the Basement on the lowest level of the Bruce's College Student Union.

Other campus events:

> New Guest Lecturer Marge Fallow reviews discusses he ground breaking work "Awaken Your Inner Snail". Learn how to take things slow and duck in a shell when trouble approaches.

> Catch Grumble Pants, the indie film hit about a radical college professor fallen on hard times, left with little more than memories and a digestive disorder.

First Part of May, 2008

2008-04-27T21:00:00.003-06:00

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Bruce's College Politics
> Sign on with your favorite prez candidate; here's where their supporters meet.
* John McCain's Troop - meet at the old Armory, 5:30-6:15AM every MWF. This weeks discussion: "He isn't angry any more, you stupid morons!"
* Barrack Obama's Friends - meet at Shansay's latte's and cappucino's, every Weds evening. This weeks discussion "He isn't angry about PA, you stupid morons!"
* Hillary Clinton's Workforce - meet at the Student Union every Fri at 4:30 - 7:00PM. "Yes, she's still angry, you stupid morons!"
* Ralph Nadar's Hopefuls - meet in the abandoned building off Main St. Weds at 5:30 PM for ~ 15 min. This weeks discussion "Yes we wish he was more angry, you stupid morons?"

Music scene:
> The Plasma Cowboys at Cram's, The Fudds at Shins-n-Grits, Pate at the Horny Ol' Goat, and Bad Apple Jack at Russ and Dennis' Microbrews.
> Johnnie Onions continues his unprecedented run in the Basement on the lowest level of the Bruce's College Student Union.

Other campus events:
> New Guest Lecturer Marge Fallow reviews discusses he ground breaking work "Awaken Your Inner Snail". Learn how to take things slow and duck in a shell when trouble approaches.
> Read Strange Bru's review of Marf Glibborns sure-to-be scintillating lecture of his new book "The Seven Rabbits of Highly Effective People"
> Flamenco con Queso, the neuvo con Flamenco dance troupe gave an unforgettable performance at the end of April. Souvenier posters still available!
> Catch Grumble Pants, the indie film hit about a radical college professor fallen on hard times, left with little more than memories and a digestive disorder.

Week of april twenty to april twenty seven

2008-04-20T19:28:00.005-06:00

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Bruce's College Politics
> Sign on with your favorite prez candidate; here's where their supporters meet.
* John McCain's Troop - meet at the old Armory, 5:30-6:15AM every MWF
* Barrack Obama's Friends - meet at Shansay's latte's and cappucino's, every Weds evening
* Hillary Clinton's Workforce - meet at the Student Union every Fri at 4:30 - 7:00PM
* Ralph Nadar's Hopefuls - meet in the BC cafeteria, at the old table in the back corner, the one with the scratches and the two broken chairs, every other Weds at 10:30AM for ~ 15 min.

Music scene:
> Alice's Calluses at Cram's, Roger the Hatless Cowboy at Shins-n-Grits, Pate at the Horny Ol' Goat, and Bill's Feet at Russ and Dennis' Microbrews.
> Johnnie Onions continues his unprecedented run in the Basement on the lowest level of the Bruce's College Student Union.

Other campus events:
> Make your plans to attend Marf Glibborns sure-to-be scintillating review of his new book "The Seven Rabbits of Highly Effective People"
> Some tickets still left!!! - Flamenco con Queso, the neuvo con Flamenco dance troupe!

april thirteen to april twenty

2008-04-12T08:27:00.005-06:00

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Bruce's College Politics Update:

> Sign on with your favorite prez candidate; here's where their supporters meet:

* John McCain's Troop - meet at the old Armory, 5:30-6:15AM every MWF

* Barrack Obama's Friends - meet at Shansay's latte's and cappucino's, every Weds evening

* Hillary Clinton's Workforce - meet at the Student Union every Fri at 4:30 - 7:00PM

* Ralph Nadar's Hopefuls - meet in the BC cafeteria, at the old table in the back corner, the one with the scratches and the two broken chairs, every other Weds at 10:30AM for ~ 15 min.

This week in the Bruce's College music scene catch:

> Alice's Calluses at Cram's, Roger the Hatless Cowboy at Shins-n-Grits, Pate at the Horny Ol' Goat, and Bill's Feet at Russ and Dennis' Microbrews.

> DJ Tim's back at the Meet Market! Celebrate his return at the daily greet and grope happy hour!

> Johnnie Onions continues his unprecedented run in the Basement on the lowest level of the Bruce's College Student Union.

Other campus events:

> Make your plans to attend Marf Glibborns sure-to-be scintillating review of his new book "The Seven Rabbits of Highly Effective People"

> Some tickets still left!!! - Flamenco con Queso, the neuvo con Flamenco dance troupe!

april 6 to april thirteen

2008-04-05T18:14:00.002-06:00

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Listen to Johnnie's update hear:

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This week in the Bruce's College music scene catch:

> Alice's Calluses at Cram's, Roger the Hatless Cowboy at Shins-n-Grits, Pate at the Horny Ol' Goat, and Burnt and Russ and Dennis' Microbrews.
>Johnnie Onions continues his unprecedented run in the Basement on the lowest level of the Bruce's College Student Union; catch up w/Johnnie's out of town incidents with his girl Doris.
>Make your plans to attend Marf Glibborns sure-to-be scintillating review of his new book "The Seven Rabbits of Highly Effective People"
>Some tickets still left!!! - Flamenco con Queso, the neuvo con Flamenco dance troupe!

march thirty to april five

2008-03-29T09:14:00.003-06:00

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Listen hear for Johnnie's update:

Sponsor for the week of March 30-April 5: US Buttocks, maker of the worlds finest butts since 1834.

* Yesterday's Pickle, Pate, Roger the Hatless Cowboy, One-fingered Glove along with Johnnie Onion's himself continue to entertain the Bruce's College community.

* Roger Smith, CEO of PStream Inc, provided a straight-to-the-point review of his lastest book "Think Inside the Box - why creativity in your workplace is unwanted".

* Get your tickets for the upcoming performance of "Flamenco con Queso", flamenco for a different taste.

* Make your plans to hear self-help guru Marf Glibborn in his upcoming lecture on his book "The Seven Rabbits of Highly Effective People".

March twenty-three to twenty-nine

2008-03-23T10:13:00.003-06:00

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Listen now to Johnnies update:

* This week’s sponsor: Highway to Smells perfumery, featuring Spring Cleaning, the ammonia-free scents that will clear your nostrils just in time for spring!

* Hear the controversy around the Horney Old Goat stealing the band “One-Fingered Glove” from Russ-n-Dennis Microbrews, and how R-n-D responded.

* Make your plans to attend the lecture from Roger Smith, CEO of PStream Inc, “Think inside the box - why creativity in your workplace is unwanted”

* Extra! Extra! Bruce’s College has booked the neuvo-con dance troupe “Flamenco con Queso”.

March sixteen through twenty-three

2008-03-15T12:09:00.011-06:00

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Highlights for the week of March16-23.

* Roger the Hatless Cowboy appears in the Shins-n-Grits Saloon.

Jump to the Bruce's College Off Campus Music Scene to hear cuts from Roger's classics "No one names their kid El Paso" and "Hat Searching for a Head"

* Find out what happened at Johnnie's girl Doris' birthday party

* Catch with goings-on at other music venues around town

March nine through fifteen

2008-03-11T17:17:00.004-06:00

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Week of 3/9-3/15, 2008:

New bands at Crams and R-n-D’s Microbrews
JO celebrates girlfriend Dorie’s birthday Weds night in “The Basement“
Read review of campus lecturer Dr. Pete “Petey” Dunkin, as he discusses his controversial book “The All Donut Diet“.