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Live Music Scene
* Crams hosts BC fav's"The One-fingered Gloves"Tues-Sun
* Shins-n-Grits entertains the creative mix of jazz-country fusion of "The Chillbillies" Tues - Sun
* Horney Ol' Goat once again hosts French band "Pate" wwith it's covers of great hits of Meatloaf.
* Russ & Dennis' Microbrew's for some ungodly reason brings back "Arm-pit-ageddon", the heavymetal destroyers of sound and smell.
*Johnnie Onions continues in the Basement on the lowest level of the Student Union, W-S.
Other campus events
*This month will have a pair of guest lecturers, Jimmy and Jenny Mealworm, oft referred to as the Bonnie and Clyde of today's biz world, will review their book "Cheif Executive Officer for Morons".
*This month at the Audtiorium, BC is proud to announce Cirque Des Mechants Clowns Francais "Circus of the Evil French clowns" the last week of June. All arewelcome to come by and enjoy - if you dare!!!
And now for the political update:
>Friends of Obama - meet at Shansay's latte's and cappucino's, Weds evening. This weeks discussion "Holy Sh*t, we did it!"
>Hillary's Homies- LAST meeting at the Student Union Fri 4:30 - 7:00PM This weeks discussion "Shhh***********ttttt!"
>Mcain's Army - meet at the old armory, 5:30-6:15AM MWF. This weeks discussion "Shucks, now we can finally get somenews coverage"
>Ralph Nadar's Dreamers - squatting in empty building of main street, this Weds 5:30PM for ~ 15 min.This weeks Discussion - "Hey you sh*ts, Ralph is still here!
About Me
- Johnnie Onions
- I run my own band "Johnnie Onions" and play regularly at Bruce's College. We play our own form of outrageous music called punk hip-hop (pip-pop). I am also well known for having an onion-ring nose ring (ORNR), which is how I got my name. I wear the ORNR because I'm tough, anti-establishment, and a survivor (if I'm ever stuck in an elevator or airplane, I'll have something to eat). Bruce's College offered my a free pitcher of beer to do these updates, so what the hell. My trademark slogan, which goes for this note, page, etc... "If you don't like it, go do it yourself!"